You know the drill, bitches. If you don’t want this to happen, stop talking so loud in the hallways, and stop passing notes in class. I know about everything, and everyone. And as always, it’s time for our weekly update on all of you little assholes.
Alright bitches, this is what’s up. From now on, once a week I’ll be posting something to dish out the things that I’ve seen. Just remember, I can see all. I hear you guys talking in the courtyard and in the hallways. I see all the things you silly bitches post on twitter, facebook and tumblr. I’m here to dish out the fact that some of you are great, and some of you really suck.
She’s your typical spoiled princess just like Bitchley, oops, Hayley. That just keeps happening. But with some of our girls around here they can easily take down those two twigs in a second.
Honestly? I kind of hate them. Nate’s lowering his standards when he picks a good girl. He’s the kind of guy that needs a bad bitch, Adri’s a boring bitch.
The first person to get totally shit faced. So I’m betting on Allison, Olivia or Hayley. I spy with my little eye, three skanks.
I must confess, I still believe…
That you will send me gossip. Let’s go, bitches.
Most likely it’ll be our two little nobodies—Olivia and Allison. Those two could probably drink out the entire fucking country of Ireland. But who knows, BPA is well known for its alcoholics and druggies. Gotta love rich kids.
Because all of these little bitches keep giving him attention. Ladies, cut the oxygen off from the fire. Once the attention stops, the douche behavior does, too.
I hate the fact that your face is gray. Oops, did that slip out? I think they’re fab, she can bring him out of his shell.
Yes. Scarlet’s too good for Sam. I think he goes best with a sandpaper glove and his hand, if you get my drift.